MORE THE FEEDING!!
I was in a made-for-cable movie called "The Feeding." Here's part two of the wildly erotic photo recap.
You'd think that after blowing up the Death Star he'd at least get a planet or two named after him, but all he got was a street in South Carolina. Even Buzz Aldren got an elementary school named after him, and all he did was walk on the moon. He didn't even use the Millenium Falcon to get there.
For the second take, director Jet Eller asks if I can do it again, except try to make my ass look just a little less luscious this time. He always asked the impossible.
The owner of the general store where we shot set up this room like an authentic '50s diner. That pinball machine is older than I am. Here, I show my respect by eating fried chicken on it.
Wow! That's almost as much latex as my friend Chad used to carry around in his wallet.
This guy is not baked. This scene called for him to appear medicated and docile. He is acting.
This is the reason why "The Feeding" is going to be your girlfriend's favorite horror movie.
You'd think that after blowing up the Death Star he'd at least get a planet or two named after him, but all he got was a street in South Carolina. Even Buzz Aldren got an elementary school named after him, and all he did was walk on the moon. He didn't even use the Millenium Falcon to get there.
For the second take, director Jet Eller asks if I can do it again, except try to make my ass look just a little less luscious this time. He always asked the impossible.
The owner of the general store where we shot set up this room like an authentic '50s diner. That pinball machine is older than I am. Here, I show my respect by eating fried chicken on it.
Wow! That's almost as much latex as my friend Chad used to carry around in his wallet.
This guy is not baked. This scene called for him to appear medicated and docile. He is acting.
This is the reason why "The Feeding" is going to be your girlfriend's favorite horror movie.
posted by Mike at
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
4 Comments:
Regarding the incredibly sexy picture of you with a very large…rifle. I was just wondering, how do you keep swarms of horny woman from attacking you?
My normal attire is pretty much what you see above, except without pants. And one of my friends designed the logo for my site so I have no idea why I'm "the holiest." I just figured it was because I'm such a big fan of clergy-molestation humor.
Your friend came up with the name "The Holiest"? And you're a big fan clergy molestation humor? Are you gay? Go figure, all good looking guys are gay. What's your "friends" name? How long have you been seeing him? Do you think you might change?
My friend calls me "the holiest" and that means I'm gay? Wow. It's a good thing he didn't call me "the dreamiest" or "the most ass-tastyest."
I like girls. In fact, I'm probably the straightest guy on the internet. Unless Bruce Willis happends to have a blog.
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