Da Ali G. Post
My friend Eric Hill isn’t just Charlotte’s most dangerous man…he’s also a brilliant graphic designer. I hadn’t checked the site in a couple of days, and when I logged on this morning I saw the new logo he put up, which is the bomb. I’m talking Hiroshima.
Since I look exactly like Ali G. in the picture Eric added to my logo, I’ve decided to hire Ali G. himself as a temporary Homemade Fireworks corespondent to review the commercial I filmed on Sunday.
"Allo. It’s da Ali G. Me represent de UK. Big ups Wesside. Today we iz gonna bang about commercials, like the ones they show on the radio. Movies have commercials too but check it, sometimes dey don’t have commercials, like the ones I get from the back room at the video shop. The sign above the room say "adults only" but it don’t really be pacific of the selection, cause some of da films have high school cheerleaders in im and some have animals like sheep and doggies. I don’t like dem particular cause the dogs don’t show respect and wear a connie.
Hear me now check it. Da cinagropher and da protector on dis particular advertisement wiz from Sweden which is a place very far from here, over 100 miles away from Charlotte. Dey wiz behind da camera dis day but I seen em in front of the camera one time else when they took over the plane in dat movie "Die Hard." Carl Weathers BIG UPS!!! [Makes a "W" with his hand].
Bein on da set of commercials iz wickid cause the bitches is da fittest. One even asked da Ali G. if he knew where da talent wiz supposed to sit between takes, and I pointed at me tool. She promptly told da five-oh and dey threw me out even though I told dem over and over dat I wasn’t even supposed to be there.
It took 8 hours to film the commercial which was the longest half-day of my life…or would’ve been if I wasn’t totally mashed. In summary commercials iz aight but as I found out iz a wrecked place to get jiggy with Mr. Biggy. Big ups yasself and keep it real. Booyakasha. Massiv."
Da Ali G. Show comes on HBO. Check it out.
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-Mike
Since I look exactly like Ali G. in the picture Eric added to my logo, I’ve decided to hire Ali G. himself as a temporary Homemade Fireworks corespondent to review the commercial I filmed on Sunday.
"Allo. It’s da Ali G. Me represent de UK. Big ups Wesside. Today we iz gonna bang about commercials, like the ones they show on the radio. Movies have commercials too but check it, sometimes dey don’t have commercials, like the ones I get from the back room at the video shop. The sign above the room say "adults only" but it don’t really be pacific of the selection, cause some of da films have high school cheerleaders in im and some have animals like sheep and doggies. I don’t like dem particular cause the dogs don’t show respect and wear a connie.
Hear me now check it. Da cinagropher and da protector on dis particular advertisement wiz from Sweden which is a place very far from here, over 100 miles away from Charlotte. Dey wiz behind da camera dis day but I seen em in front of the camera one time else when they took over the plane in dat movie "Die Hard." Carl Weathers BIG UPS!!! [Makes a "W" with his hand].
Bein on da set of commercials iz wickid cause the bitches is da fittest. One even asked da Ali G. if he knew where da talent wiz supposed to sit between takes, and I pointed at me tool. She promptly told da five-oh and dey threw me out even though I told dem over and over dat I wasn’t even supposed to be there.
It took 8 hours to film the commercial which was the longest half-day of my life…or would’ve been if I wasn’t totally mashed. In summary commercials iz aight but as I found out iz a wrecked place to get jiggy with Mr. Biggy. Big ups yasself and keep it real. Booyakasha. Massiv."
Da Ali G. Show comes on HBO. Check it out.
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-Mike
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Monday, November 08, 2004
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