The Cup Of Quarters Part II, Starring The Transformers

Small Transformer: Hey Windcharger. Don’t you think it’s strange that Transformers as insignificant in the action figure storyline as us got assigned to guard all this money?

Windcharger: No, not at all…uh…what was your name again?

Small Transformer: I have no idea.



Windcharger: Hey, wait a minute! This doesn’t look like $150! What happened?



Breakdown: Sorry, guys. I hope you don’t mind. I took some of the money and spent it…on THE WORLD’S LARGEST MARGARITA!!!

Windcharger: SWEET!



-SPLASH!- ...glug...glug...glug...glug



Breakdown: ...



...glug...glug...glug...glug...Ahhhhhhhh!




Breakdown: Wow. I was totally kidding. That wasn’t the world’s largest margarita. It was Optimus Prime’s urine sample. And you drank it. Speaking of, I think I’m gonna take off. I don’t hang out with guys who drink pee.



Windcharger: Fuck you.


So there you have it. Optimus Prime’s uralysis and Windcharger’s stomach pump came to approximately $143.95. Here’s what I spent the rest on:



P.S. You know you’ve made it when Little Lost Robot gives you a shot out. Just another reason why Portland owns the Web. Thanks LLR!