The Dong Suite?

Here in Hollywood, entertainment is a huge industry. Whenever a new movie or album is coming out, studios go to amazing lengths to promote them.

My favorite promotion is the "building poster." A studio will rent out the entire side of a huge hotel or office skyscraper and slap a movie poster or album cover on the side. Imaganie a 30-story album cover.

The funny thing is, sometimes an album cover is just a picture of a person. For example, there's a 30-story picture of JAY-Z on the side of a hotel about a block from me.

I just think it's funny that someone will be staying in a room who's window is in the exact position as JAY-Z's dong.

I wonder if you can actually request the dong suite. I know I would. If "Night Feeders" ever hits it big and my picture ends up on the side of a hotel, I want all of you to come to Hollywood and request my dong suite.